Random Thought of the Day

Why is that when your pets clean themselves they have to make so much damn noise? It creeps me out when my dog or cat is licking their ass and making all kinds of slurping and other sounds of enjoyment while doing it. I feel like I am invading their privacy by being in the same room with them when they do this. What's worse is my cat, Princess, sleeps on my bed at night and wakes me with her cleaning. She moves around so much she shakes the bed. Quite disturbing!