Gas Insanity!

I'm driving through town today and decide to look at gas prices as I do, since I need to fill up. Holy shit! The Shell station was selling their gas for $3.00/gallon and the BP right across the street was selling for $2.89/gallon. O_O Well, this is what I have to say: Fuck you Shell and Screw you BP! I got gas on post for $2.57/gallon, so take your insanely priced gas and shove it up your ass!!!! Praise all that is holy that I drive a Corolla. I used to hate it, it doesn't really fit me. I should be driving something sporty or a cute convertible. But now am I thankful for my little economy car! Woo-hoo!