Men are like...

Hee hee! Here's a funny email one of my friends sent me.

Men are like...
1. Laxatives...They irritate the shit out of you.
2. Bananas...The older they get the less firm they are.
3. Weather...Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Blenders...You need one but you're not quite sure why.
5. Chocolate...They're sweet, smooth and usually head straight for your hips.
6. Commercials...You can't believe a word they say.
7. Department Stores...Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Government Bonds...They take sooooooo long to mature.
9. Mascara...They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Popcorn...They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Snowstorms...You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Lava Lamps...Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Parking Spots...The good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.